Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Breaking News: TOTUS stolen!

Truck With Obama's Teleprompter, Audio Equipment Stolen in Virginia
In an ironic twist, President Obama's Teleprompter had an unscripted moment when it was apparently stolen along with a stash of other audio equipment inside a truck awaiting the president's arrival in Virginia.

The Defense Information System Agency on Tuesday confirmed the theft of the truck, which was later recovered, but said no sensitive information was lost. 

"No classified or sensitive information was in the vehicle," the agency said in a statement. "We take incidents such as this very seriously, and a formal investigation is continuing in coordination with relevant law enforcement agencies."

TOTUS -- Teleprompter of the United States

It is reported that Obama was Left speechless!
Updates as they appear!


  1. Must be due to the "stimulus" working so well. If Obammy gets his "jobs" bill passed, they better keep a close eye on LOTUS- Limo of the United States lest they find it up on blocks with the wheels gone : )

  2. Send the First Wookie out to frown at the would-be thieves. Now that's deterrent!