Obama takes a Crap!
It is reported that the president elect grunted and farted while committing his 1st serious action as president. It was widely reported to have no smell, or perhaps a touch of roses, leading to the wide spread speculation that his crap doesn't stink!
Environmental groups everywhere claim it will restore the environment!
Diane Fienstein, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton swear it is good for a facial, removing wrinkles!
Government Scientists claim it will solve Global Warming! (Climate Change)
Bill Clinton claims he smoked it, but he didn't inhale!
Rolled in by dogs everywhere!
Hamas claims it is really their crap, stolen by Obama and the Israelis, a Zionist plot!
Hezbollah fires a crap load of rockets into Israel from Lebanon.
Putin ponders his own crap: how to peddle it to crap strapped Europe!
Stay tuned for more crap reports from the networks you can depend on to provide it!
Really, I swear, the media is all but worshiping the ground he walks on. Let's see how much they like him 12 months from now!
Here is a you tube video that sums up the liberal media's reaction to Obama's every move:
If some of you find this offensive, don't watch it!
For the rest of you non P.C. blogophiles, I hope you found it as humorous as I.
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