Friday, February 27, 2009

Frank And The Bears

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have "rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

9 comments:

  1. LMAO! Have a great weekend .......

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  2. Now THAT is funny! Thanks for the laugh's, friend!

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  3. ...lmao...fantastic,someone needs to have a 'joke of the day ' post...make it in the a.m.(hint,Jim)...good laffs can make the day...Thanx Brother...keep up the good fight...

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  4. It is good to start the day with a laugh.

    You all have a nice weekend also!

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  5. I snorted a perfectly good glass of beer all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot :-)

    tap tap

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  6. Brigid

    I would recommend that you consume your beer in a more traditional manner. Served ice cold in a bottle or glass (avoid cans).

    Snorting your beer can lead to unhappy circumstances such as sticky or non-functioning keys on your keyboard, runny nose, fits of sneezing and a burning sensation in your sinuses.

    Since it is a free country (sort of), you may choose to consume your beer in any manner you wish. I just offer this as a friendly bit of advice! :>)

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  7. OHMIGOD that was hilarious. Thanks!

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