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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all traveling together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around all Muslim countries so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the Muslim countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Texan sits down on his horse, cracks open a beer, smiles and says, 'Fill them with water.'
God bless Texans.
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As a Texas I can say...this is so dang TRUE. HAHAHAHA Love the humor. Keep your chin up and the preps goin!
ReplyDeleteI have a suggestion for the Texan. Instead of water have it filled with pigs.
ReplyDeleteI like the water. Better might be wine, but the result is the same.
ReplyDeleteRather than water, wine or pigs, I would ask that they be filled with liquefied pig shit!
ReplyDeleteYep, those Texans sure are good Christians. Texans make me glad I'm not in Texas.
ReplyDeleteYep, and I assure you, we are glad you are not in Texas either!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one! I'm glad to be a Texan!
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